Category Archives: Master of the Obvious

The Slotoja Diaries, Part Uno

“Hallelujah I’m a bum. Hallelujah bum again.” – U. Utah Phillips I often long for times long past. The times that are far enough off that we can romanticize about the hardships without actually knowing them. A time when people knew what … Continue reading

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For that which remains…

Remains of the all too unknown lake that has resided within bicycles since the beginning of time, Lake Bottom Bracket, are shown below. This was found within the skeleton of a bicycle that years ago was laid to rest and … Continue reading

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The mostest amazing thingy in the whole widest universe

Every once in a while my mind gets blown. There are things that I just can’t explain how awesome they are. Luckily, I have photos. For those of you who can’t see well enough, what is holding Sir Prattipus’s ass … Continue reading

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Cory’s Wheel, Product Placement and Upcoming Events

Those of you who are members of the Facebook Group have already seen this, but I got to see it in person a few days ago and couldn’t resist snapping a shot.

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Self Indulgence: The Main Ingredient in the American Dream

As someone who has a bicycle related blogging station in the interweb galactica, it only seems fitting that I should post pictures of my bikes. In pondering and researching this post, I spent countless hours viewing other bicycle related blog … Continue reading

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Project Purple Unicorn

Well, as it turns out I’m not a magician or an alchemist. However, I did take a piece of shit old Trek and make it a nice riding bike. Every time I tried to get going on this project, I … Continue reading

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OCD

It could be said that I get obsessive about things. I go through waves.  This is no more evident than in my music listening choices. Many of you will remember that a few months back all I listened to was … Continue reading

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Exorcising the Demons of Lake Bottom Bracket

In the beginning God created the wheel fore he saw that man was useless without it, with all the walking around and carrying things on his back. So He created the wheel and gave it as a gift to man. … Continue reading

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Breaking News

For those of you who follow my mostest amazing Twitter account (that can be found to the right of the screen), already heard the news. There are rumors and actual photos of a pro racer’s bike that show that BMC … Continue reading

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Professionals need not apply

The first bicycle magazine that I subscribed to was Bike. It was a long time ago. The glossy photos accompanied by the words of Ferrentino and Felton inspired me through many adolescent daydreams and were the motivation for staying in the … Continue reading

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