Category Archives: Master of the Obvious

Connecting the Dots

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A Bus and Stuff and Things and Whathaveyous

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To shave or not to shave, that is a question

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An ode to my boots

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Fingernail Clippers Suck!

I hate cutting my finger nails. Which has nothing to do with the Tour of Utah photo to the left. That has more to do with the fact that I went and watched the Tour on Tuesday and realized that … Continue reading

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So long and thanks for all the laughs or What I learned from being an instructor of a beginning mountain biking class

Everyone meet Will. Will’s the dude that you all just watched careen off the Steps on Prospector. Will’s a bad ass. This video was his make up class for Beginning Mountain Biking this past semester. When we rode this as … Continue reading

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Screaming helps

I’m standing at the base of a cliff. There is a rope attached to me via harness and ATC. Said rope goes up the cliff from where I am to the person climbing above me. I’m trying not to look … Continue reading

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This post is the equivalent of me stamping my feet in anger

It’s 7:43 a.m. I should be kitting up, as it were, for my 30 minute race to work that I always win, but instead I am sitting in front of my computer with my coffee cup wishing that I was … Continue reading

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Scenes from Commuting

They are standing in their drive way. The morning sunlight engulfs them like a theatre spotlight. Their carport casts a strangely square shadow draping their natural backdrop in darkness. They are both wearing black. She is wrapped in yoga pants … Continue reading

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Is it too cliche to ask for? Version Two

It’s not often that I “work” on writing something, but I must admit that the lack of posts on the Mooseknuckler is due entirely to me trying to “work.” I sat down soon after the New Year to fill the blank … Continue reading

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