“You do that in 2.5 hours on that bike?” I asked. Jamon instantly replied, “Fuck no!” The “that bike” was of course his rig he…
It’s been a bit too long since the Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers convened and celebrated bringing the knuckle out of the closet…
From today, we should’ve had three more days before we exited the JMT. Instead, today was my second day back at work. To say that our…
Shelter. Food. Water. That’s it. Everything that you put into your backpack has to cover one of those basic needs. Sure, everyone has their own…
This past weekend was the “I have had diarrhea since Easters Celebration.” This was in celebration of the fact that it was the weekend, it…
This Sunday’s service was Guacamole. No wafers and wine for the Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers, at least not this weekend, no we…
I prefer to show up late to Keg Camp. This is highly uncharacteristic of me, but with this group and this much booze, it’s best…
At some point, I stepped in a large pile of shit. But let’s back up a bit to put that in context. The above photo…