Prelogue I purchased Bill several years ago. Being a white, heteronormative male in America, I have the privilege of giving up things. And part of…
My feet have been sweating. We have been moving incredibly slow. The last couple hundred yards have easily taken us over an hour. The giant…
This was one hell of a ride. Cold, dirty, multiple swims. One that gets joked about a lot.
I know, I know. We had a date for the Ultracruise like 6 months ago or some dumb shit, but things change. The route is…
I wish someone had warned me. I’ll admit, I was drawn in by all the Instragram photos, blogposts and dirtbag articles detailing the adventures. I…
I’m soaking wet and shivering. There is a small waterfall pouring over slick rock just to my right and I am standing in the pool…
Time? Not entirely sure. It’s somewhere between when the orange line on the horizon begins to form and when the sun finally pops up over…