How do I join? Become a Flask Carrying Member

So you think you have what it takes to be a Mooseknuckler. Well, that doesn’t say much. We keep our bars pretty low around here. In fact, until today you couldn’t actual officially join the Alliance. I mean it’s an Alliance what else do you want? But in the keeping with certain traditions that greatly influence my life, you certainly could be a Flask Carrying Member of the Alliance. What’s that you say? A Flask Carrying Member of the Alliance? Yup, you heard me right.

If you are just dying to take your alliance to the next level, be invited to all sorts of secret and super cool parties, be recognized as the shit just by what’s in your inner coat pocket, then here’s what you need to do.

1. Click here.
2. Choose your pickup method for your flask.
3. Add it to the cart and pay for it however you choose.
4. You will receive your flask shortly afterward bundled with some sweet MCA stickers so you can make sure everyone knows you’re a member even when you aren’t drinking.
5. Ride your fucking bike!
   

And that’s that.