So the new year has come and gone. You all know this because you all read my cliché new year post that appeared on this illustrious website on Monday. And the great thing about the new year is that we get to start anew with everything, or at least that’s what they would like us to think. In reality, we are just our same old selves getting older one second at a time. Truth be told, the chances of you actually completing your new year’s resolution is about zilch, yup, nada, nothing. Because it’s still you and you have just gotten older.
So there’s that.
On the bright side, just before the changing of everything from old to new happened, I released a little product that to my surprise was quite popular. I figured that one or two of you would want one, but it seems that the one or two that I ordered just wasn’t enough for everyone to get one.
With that said, the store is ready to take your order for the most ground breaking product in world history, the Mooseknuckler Flask which comes with a flask funnel which is the second most ground breaking product in world history.
Here you can see the funnel being used,
The spilt portion you see is due to my shaking hands.
Now I’m not one to blow smoke up anyone’s ass, but these are pretty fucking cool. From those who had the opportunity to get one out of the first shipment, I have two reviews.
First up, Sir Prattipus reported that the flask worked perfectly. He took it on his trip home for Xmas and it got him drunk every single time he needed to be drunk.
Second, Mr Dye who designed the MCA logo said the thing was huge. There is no way it is only 8oz (It really is only 8oz). And the flask funnel, “Why doesn’t every flask come with one?” I don’t know.
So there you have it, a flask that will hold your beverage of choice and a funnel that will make sure that you can actually get your beverage of choice into said flask. All topped off with some MCA pride so everyone knows that you aren’t afraid to bring the knuckle out of the flask.
Please give 2 weeks for delivery.
http://jlukasbrink.fatcow.com/store/index.html
You can thank me later.
P. L. and R.
i have a flask that has a funnel too…………………….i thought most good flasks have a funnel?
This is the first time I have had a flask with a funnel. It seems like they would all come with one, as it makes things so much easier. I mean, damn it’s hard to pour liquor into a small hole when you have the shakes.