Dear Mooseknucklers,

I’m sorry.

I haven’t posted in a very long time. There have been some happenings and some unhappenings. Mostly good, but also some bad. The bad is that I haven’t gotten a good night’s rest since my return from the land of all things good, Portlandia.

I apologize for the lack of entertainment you have received from me these past two weeks. My heart goes out to you.

But of course, you could always stop reading this bull shit and go ride your bikes.

I promise that if you will remain true I will post at least once this week, unless I don’t get any sleep.

Yours sincerely,

Moose K Nuckler