Something big is apparently happening this weekend and in a very strange, chaotic mix it has something to do with Mattie Ross…
I know that it is a big happening because every time I see someone who will be participating in said Mattie Ross related event, they have enough nutrition to keep at least 46.7% of the African continent’s population fed for a month. Any endeavor that would require that amount of calories is definitely big. As I have mentioned, I will not be participating but the Alliance will have some friends out there throwing down. And by throwing down I mean they will at least be at the start/finish line at least once, either to start the race or to watch the race end.
I of course, throw this out in jest and wish all the Mooseknucklers the best in their efforts. As far as I know the following folk will be riding and I wish them luck, Mitchel, Brady, Handsome Dave, Mr. Smith, Zatch (I was supposed to be riding a tandem with him) and all those who I can’t remember right now… Anywayssss, good luck boys, wish I was gonna be out there with you.
And a word of advise, if you see Mattie out there, do not try to negotiate because she will win.
Out.