Tag Archives: Two-wheeled love machines

You might want to put on rubber gloves before you start reading this.

Shelby’s wheel is the only thing that is distracting my course. The beam of light leaping from my handlebars leads me into the night reaching the pedals being held parallel to the ground in front of me. The shadows cast … Continue reading

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It’s the car that kills the punk

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The Slotoja Diaries, Part Cuatro

The Lazy B, where the moment you jump into the pool, the hostess runs out with a couple of clean towels for you when you get out. She also is very  quick to approach if you lean your bike up … Continue reading

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Mine definitely does not go to 11

I posted a bit back about how I felt the new ScRAM XX1 drivetrain was a step in the wrong direction with a capitalized and bolded WRONG. I was questioned as to why I thought it was moving in the … Continue reading

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A little bit of this, a lot of that and then something completely random

Due to my awesome camerphone picture taking skills, you can clearly see that this guy/girl/dog/transvestite is riding what appears to be a two-wheeled love machine. What those lousy 5 megapixels and tiny sensor failed to show, is that this is … Continue reading

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Brindemos a todos los chilenos, y a Willie

That’s a pretty shitty picture of a non-descript bike that means absolutely nothing to 99.999999999999999999% of the world’s population. Fortunately for me, I am part of the .0000000000000000001% that does know about this bike and it does mean something to … Continue reading

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Project Purple Unicorn

Well, as it turns out I’m not a magician or an alchemist. However, I did take a piece of shit old Trek and make it a nice riding bike. Every time I tried to get going on this project, I … Continue reading

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Making Cycling Difficult: Reverse Altitude Training

Step 1, don’t ride your bike for an extended period of time. If you feel the need to save face, I guess you could do a couple of commutes and group rides, but keep it minimal. Step 2, accept an … Continue reading

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The Mooseknuckler Alliance Reunion Tour

I got to work yesterday without thinking about anything other than motion and that of enjoying the company of an old friend. When you have been off of the bike for some time (I’ve only ridden three times so far … Continue reading

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But mine goes to 30

So, what you are going to do is put the regular adapters in the frame with the bearings. Then take the new adapters from WMFG and slide those into the adapters in the frame. This way you can still use … Continue reading

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