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Category Archives: Two-wheeled love machines
Project Magic Works 1.0, aka Purple Unicorn
I’m a mechanic not a magician. I can’t turn lead into gold and I can’t fix things that you have destroyed. Nor can I turn your 8″ downhill bike into a 24 pound XC rig (on second reading, I have … Continue reading
Posted in Mooseknuckler Pics, TBIF, Two-wheeled love machines
Tagged Purple Unicorn, TBIF, Touring, Two-wheeled love machines
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A Duel at High Noon, or at 12:23ish whatever comes first.
I was summoned to the Barrel Rolls (apparently there are two or more of them) at high noon. I was a little skeptical seeing that I was not Andrew Jackson, nor can I accurately throw a barrel cactus as to … Continue reading
The Alcoholic’s Moment of Zen
I met Scarf, aka John Scarafiotti, about a year ago. Since that fateful day, he has become a constant fixture at Mooseknuckler events and has frequented the Lounge (it’s capitalized cuz it’s important). It has been determined that he is … Continue reading
This post isn’t entirely about toilets
There is no toilet paper holder in my bathroom. The roll just sits on top of the toilet. I assume that people who come over and use our facilities find it odd that it is where it is, but it … Continue reading
Professionals need not apply
The first bicycle magazine that I subscribed to was Bike. It was a long time ago. The glossy photos accompanied by the words of Ferrentino and Felton inspired me through many adolescent daydreams and were the motivation for staying in the … Continue reading
In the beginning there were four….
For those of you who don’t support the local fish rubber and missed the breaking news, Mooseknuckler Ally ProZac was in town (or is, he wasn’t specific on the exact time he was leaving today). As is now tradition, he … Continue reading
Posted in Alliance Rides, Breaking News, Group Outings, Master of the Obvious, Mooseknuckler Events, Two-wheeled love machines
Tagged Alley Cat, be there, beer, community, Events, Mooseknuckler Approved, Mooseknuckler Cup, mountain biking, One Gear, St. George, Two-wheeled love machines
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Here We Go Again
Tonight is the night you have all been awaiting. The next installment of the Mooseknuckler Cup Alley Cat Racing Like Bicycle Styled Series of Events. We are blessed to once again be having the fixed-gear legend, Fixie Dave setting out … Continue reading
I have a nightmare
I had a nightmare. Not a “I woke up screaming in fear” type of nightmare, it was more like “I showed up for school with no clothes” type of nightmare. The only difference is that it wasn’t school that I … Continue reading
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Shimano vs. ScRAM
What has become known as the Mooseknuckler Cycling Alliance Community Outreach Program occurred this past Tuesday. For those of you unaware of the program, it consists of me getting paid to ride my bike while college students follow me around … Continue reading →