Category Archives: Two-wheeled love machines

Today was my 27th B-day so I decided to try some X.

And let me tell you what it was awesome. I procured a new bicycle a while back and then promptly loaned it to a friend who needed one to get him by till he could purchase his own. Well, he purchased … Continue reading

Posted in Alliance Rides, Group Outings, Mooseknuckler Pics, Two-wheeled love machines | Leave a comment

I need you to pay attention, this is very important

This just landed in my inbox and looks to be in our favor. Bike Utah is working with Senator Weiler to pass a Vulnerable Users of Highway bill, this piece of legislation is aimed to build driver awareness of vulnerable … Continue reading

Posted in Breaking News, Trail Work, Two-wheeled love machines | Leave a comment

I don’t eat sushi

I don’t eat sushi. In fact, there are few animal by-products that I do eat. I don’t consider myself a strict vegan/vegetarian. I don’t tend to read labels to make sure that there is no minuscule amount of animal fat … Continue reading

Posted in Industry Commentary, Mooseknuckler Pics, TBIF, Two-wheeled love machines | 3 Comments

If your church isn’t fun, come join ours.

Just because I live in the same town as a world famous coach and endurance racer, does not mean that I know anything about racing, training or even riding bikes. In fact, I spend a good deal of my time … Continue reading

Posted in Alliance Rides, Group Outings, The Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers, Two-wheeled love machines | 1 Comment

The Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers

As part of the Alliance’s mission of basically fucking everything up, we have been holding weekly church services to satisfy our religious needs as human beings. The Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers does not exclude based upon race, … Continue reading

Posted in Alliance Rides, Group Outings, Mooseknuckler Pics, The Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers, Two-wheeled love machines | Leave a comment

It’s the car that kills the punk

Posted in Manifesto, Musical Interests, Two-wheeled love machines, Useless Banter | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Slotoja Diaries, Part Dos

“While liquor tastes much better on the streets.” – NOFX I found myself laying on wet grass next to an impromptu fire not more than 50 yards from the road. Every time a car drove by I felt like we … Continue reading

Posted in Alliance Rides, Group Outings, Making Cycling Difficult, Manifesto, Master of the Obvious, Mooseknuckler Events, Two-wheeled love machines | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Slotoja Diaries, Part Uno

“Hallelujah I’m a bum. Hallelujah bum again.” – U. Utah Phillips I often long for times long past. The times that are far enough off that we can romanticize about the hardships without actually knowing them. A time when people knew what … Continue reading

Posted in Alliance Rides, Group Outings, Making Cycling Difficult, Manifesto, Master of the Obvious, Mooseknuckler Events, Two-wheeled love machines | Leave a comment

Cory’s Wheel, Product Placement and Upcoming Events

Those of you who are members of the Facebook Group have already seen this, but I got to see it in person a few days ago and couldn’t resist snapping a shot.

Posted in Alliance Rides, Group Outings, Industry Commentary, Master of the Obvious, Mooseknuckler Events, Mooseknuckler Pics, Stuff that doesn't suck, TBIF, Two-wheeled love machines | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A little bit of this, a lot of that and then something completely random

Due to my awesome camerphone picture taking skills, you can clearly see that this guy/girl/dog/transvestite is riding what appears to be a two-wheeled love machine. What those lousy 5 megapixels and tiny sensor failed to show, is that this is … Continue reading

Posted in Group Outings, Industry Commentary, Making Cycling Difficult, Mooseknuckler Climbing Alliance, Mooseknuckler Pics, Stuff that doesn't suck, TBIF, Two-wheeled love machines | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment