Category Archives: Master of the Obvious

Camp Mooseknuckler. Not to be confused with that other camp that involves torture.

This weekend was place to domestic torture schemes. Locally known as Camp Lynda, people traveled from far away places, like Northern U T A H, to suffer through three days of pedaling in Southern U T A H. If you happen to … Continue reading

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The Answer to the Question

So I threw out the question of what the Alliance is, here are the answers. “A semi geo-political, outdoor, fantasy, riding and drinking organization.” – Fixie Dave “Alternative riding styles.” – Prattipus “The path to righteousness.” – Brian Mulligan “The … Continue reading

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In Search of Silence

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An Argument in Favor of Less

Sometimes I get bored. Other times I just don’t like the trail. And sometimes, I’m just on the wrong bike. I used to hate to ride Prospector/Church Rocks. I found nothing interesting about the trail. It was slow, sluggish and … Continue reading

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Heads up

You all may remember that I said I would have some of these gorgeous wallets available for purchase soon. Well I do. Wallet Maker Mitch handed me three of them a couple of days ago, so I have three to sell. … Continue reading

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And once again, the Goose wins.

So we did get out and ride the part of the Goose on Sunday. It turned out that all of the excitement to ride was just BS and it was just Prattipuss and me on our bikes. We headed out … Continue reading

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True Grit 100 Training, Day #1

I started training for the True Grit last night. I started by drinking some Tequila as a motivator for getting out of bed and made a promise to myself that I would, in fact, go for a ride in the … Continue reading

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I spent 5 days in Heaven, here’s my review

Holy shit kids, it’s been a while and I’ve been a few places in that time. Most notably, I spent what was just shy of a week in heaven. A place where water is plentiful, but so is beer, wine … Continue reading

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Somethings you just can’t change, others you go through quickly and hastily.

Sir Prattipus and I got out and rode our two-wheeled love machines this morning. We got up at the ass crack of dawn and gave it our best. We rode my favoritest of trails Paradise and then hit the Barrel … Continue reading

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Can you guess what I forgot this morning?

I have the day off so I figured I better take advantage of the situation and get a ride in. I wanted to ride somewhere that would allow for some pedaling but included Enduro-esque descents. The Barrel Ride sounded perfect … Continue reading

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