Category Archives: Breaking News

Mooseknuckler News

Yesterday was my day off. And for the first time in a very long time, it was truly a day off. I spent the majority of the day around the house doing menial tasks that I never have time for. … Continue reading

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I need you to pay attention, this is very important

This just landed in my inbox and looks to be in our favor. Bike Utah is working with Senator Weiler to pass a Vulnerable Users of Highway bill, this piece of legislation is aimed to build driver awareness of vulnerable … Continue reading

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Turkey Genocide Day Anti-celebration, T-1 Alley Cat, SGCX and this weekend’s Church.

Turkey Genocide Day is upon us once again. This is a good thing only in that it brings about a time of year when riding in SG is Super Great and there are plenty of underground, off the radar riding … Continue reading

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If this business goes public we’re all screwed.

The Almighty Chaco, as he has mandated being called since being appointed CFO of Mooseknuckler Cycling Alliance, Inc last night, has required that I try to keep my posts cohesive, coherent and with some sort of motif. Well, that’s a … Continue reading

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The up and coming, the happenings that are the most happening.

I haven’t breached the subject of mustaches too much here on the Alliance site, but it does happen to be September and you all know that means it’s mustache month. In year’s past we have seen a lot of you Mooseknucklers come … Continue reading

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WD40 is lube?

http://www.bikerumor.com/2012/08/28/wd-40-unveils-bike-line-lubricants-degreasers-other-goodies/ I’m guessing no one wants any more of those “WD40 is not lube” stickers…

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If this post doesn’t make any sense, don’t fret. It didn’t make any sense to me when I wrote it, so you are in good company.

It was Saturday night when I got the text from Shelby about riding Navajo Lake and part of the Virgin River Rim. Both KB and I got excited and were anxiously awaiting the plan. The plan turned out to be … Continue reading

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What’s in a name?

What’s in a name? We are given one when we are born and we either fight against it or except it for what it is, but it was given and not requested. It’s one of those coercive parts of life … Continue reading

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I like flowers

Apparently someone ordered our May weather for July. Don’t get me wrong, I am in no way complaining. When it is raining in July and the mercury isn’t rising above 100, life is good in SG. After the blistering heat … Continue reading

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Project Purple Unicorn

Well, as it turns out I’m not a magician or an alchemist. However, I did take a piece of shit old Trek and make it a nice riding bike. Every time I tried to get going on this project, I … Continue reading

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