Here’s the game plan, if you can call it that…

Meet at Merlin Olsen park sometime around 9 pm this Friday, I will be there at 9.

You will need a device that rolls on two wheels and is powered by a chain, or a belt if you are so inclined. Also required will be a mallet like stick that you can use to hit what may or may not be a croquet ball in the grass. We will romp around on said grass for a while until everyone has broken bones or we are all too tired to continue playing this silly game. Then we will ride some more to an undisclosed location for a shindig of untold proportions.

Out.