I give up, surrender, raise the white flag. I’m basically sick of this. Regardless of what I do, There are a million other idiots countering and diminishing its effects. I just don’t think I can handle it anymore. I’m going to sell all my bikes, get a real job and a house. You know live the American Dream I’ve heard so much about. Sounds like a real winner, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I think that’s what I’ll do.

Of course, I’m being facetious. I’m almost 26 and haven’t sold out yet. I might as well make a career out of it. Now if I could only find someone to finance all of the things I like to do so I could stop working. Arizona Lottery? I hear you on that one. I think my Karma is good enough to win. Anybody have money they can loan me? I’ll pay you back as soon as I win.

 Hoorah!