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The Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers

A moment of silence for everything we’ve been given.

As part of the Alliance’s mission of basically fucking everything up, we have been holding weekly church services to satisfy our religious needs as human beings. The Church of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers does not exclude based upon race, gender or riding style. We open our arms to long travel bikes, hardtails, fixies, xc race machines, singlespeeds, cross bikes, fat bikes and even road bikes. Unicycles on the other hand are right out. Tricycles can suck it.

The religiously affiliated Mooseknucklers have been meeting on a more or less regular schedule for the past month or so. Service are held on Sundays and flash photography is allowed. I’ll let the images show you the way.

Super D getting rad.
Sir Prattipus building his house upon the rock.
KB proving that through faith all things are possible.
John learning that through suffering our faith grows. Although he doesn’t look like he’s suffering at this point.
It’s kind of hard to tell from the photo, but Pratty is praying here.

And that was this past week’s services. If you are interested in joining the Churh of the Holy Alliance of Mooseknucklers, hit up the Facebook page and come join us. We’re pretty sure we can enlighten your existence.

P. L. and R.

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